Pregnant Pauses

I'm getting accustomed to the idea that people my age are becoming grandparents. It's only natural, with our kids coupling up and getting married and launching themselves into lives that don't really require our input. Yes, input. It must be why grandchildren were invented.

My friend put it all into perspective for me yesterday when she introduced me to a prospective grandmother -- well into her third trimester. She didn't look old at all, until my friend reminded me that she is, now,  who our mothers and mothers-in-law were back in the day, waiting for the call so they could come and help out. Wise. Ancient. Never too busy with their own lives to drop everything and take care of us. I looked at my new acquaintance through a different lens. Wise. Ancient. A has-been. She is a year younger than I.

She seems unfazed by her sudden descent into old age -- excited even. I thought about my other friend, newly "grandmothered" and looking even more spectacular then ever. I could swear she glows, especially when she announces how many ounces the baby sucked down yesterday. I gasped with enthusiasm at the news, though I had no idea why it was news. It's been a while since I've measured (or cared) what any of my kids have eaten.

Come to think of it, it's been a while since any of my kids have required my input. If anything, I am the seeker, not so much of input but of approval and validation and reassurance that they still need me, even though they really don't. Suddenly, I realize all is not lost. I remember those disconcerting feelings of incompetence, those early days when, suddenly, somebody's very existence depended on me. I had lost my status, I was no longer the omniscient and capable adult who wondered how her own parents managed to get through the day without doing something really stupid. I needed my mother, I needed my mother-in-law, I needed anybody who might be able to tell me what to do.

It didn't last long, that desperate need for input from the very people I had long discounted as somewhat ignorant and incompetent. But for the grandmothers, the new found joy long outlasted my temporary desperation. They had gotten a taste of "input," and they weren't about to let it go. It would be a long time before the grandchildren would catch on, begin to roll their eyes, figure out just how little their elders know.

Kudos to the guy or the gal who invented grandchildren. I think I get it.

Pink Houses and Soggy Blankets

Suddenly, it's late August.

Right on schedule, Mother Nature has unleashed its fury on our southern neighbors, while we here in the Midwest are enjoying what appears to be an early autumn. My town's last art fair of the season will be dismantled later today, and, soon, the outdoor concert traffic will dissipate --  the ribbons of creeping cars, the shuttle buses, the endless parade of visitors dragging coolers and chairs and blankets and folding tables and movable feasts.

As the harbingers of summer that put a spring in our step in May and provided us with welcome diversions through the dog days begin to signal the transition into shorter and cooler days, I start to savor my last gasp. Yesterday, I spent hours wandering among the art fair tents, searching for the reasonably priced memento that is different enough from everything I already own to always remind me of the summer of 2017. I will resume my search today.

Last night, I felt particularly lucky to be squeezed into a tight rectangle of grass with friends to enjoy tacos and tequila and wine and brownies and grapes (grapes?) while we waited for John Mellencamp to blast out the oldies that would bring us all back to our own separate pasts. The rain came in fits and starts, but most of us stayed, didn't even bother with umbrellas. I was acutely aware of how blessed I was, last night, enjoying a concert in a little bit of harmless drizzle.

Two of us ventured off to get some ice cream, tiptoeing around the mosaic of soggy blankets, tripping on coolers, squeezing past the motley array of makeshift living rooms. Nobody minded the jostling, and lots of people even pointed toward the quickest paths through the maze. We strolled around the perimeter, forgetting about the ice cream -- just enjoying the show, on and off the stage.

And, re-entering the sea of soggy blankets around where we thought we had exited, we got lost. The golden 40th birthday balloons that had been our landmark had disappeared, and suddenly, in the dark, everything looked the same. "Do you remember us?" we asked as we moved from cluster to cluster, hoping we might have made an impression on someone on our way out. We hadn't. We found ourselves in the middle of a big party. Colleen, the ringleader, begged us to have some chicken. She had brought crab dip, but everyone else had brought chicken. She introduced us to her friends.

Eventually, lots of folks started to recognize us. "You again?" They couldn't believe we were still lost. "It feels like Groundhog Day," one of them said. A guy in one of our favorite groups insisted we take some beers with us. There would be more waiting for us at our next pass.

We found our friends. We told them about our harrowing journey. They had not even noticed we were gone. We danced, we packed up our little makeshift living room, and we made our way out of the park -- a little fatter, a little drunker, and very content.

I glanced back at the end of another summer filled with simple pleasures. Now, if that ain't America, I don't know what is.

Slivers of Light

Enjoy the eclipse.

It sounded like a metaphor, more than half a year into what has seemed to be a descent into darkness. I smiled and opted for a more traditional farewell as I parted ways with an old acquaintance. Have a good day, I told him. 

Maybe it's not a coincidence, the astronomical event to end all astronomical events making its way through our country's heartland tomorrow. For two minutes and 40 seconds tomorrow, not too far south of here, the moon will pass between the earth and the sun and cast a huge shadow of darkness upon us, teasing us with a ghostly sliver of light from the solar corona that we dare not view with the naked eye. And then, back to daylight.

Two minutes and 40 seconds can seem like an eternity, not unlike the seven months and one day since our country was hijacked, seven months and one day of averting our eyes, afraid to stare directly at even the smallest glimmer of light.  We are long past believing the shadow will lift any time soon. We keep our dark glasses on, knowing it's not safe.

Who knows, though, maybe it really isn't a coincidence, this eclipse of 2017, visible in totality only here, in the United States. A swath of temporary blackness bisecting us, reminding us of our eternal flame, stoked all these years by the best intentions, even through periodic blips of hate and indecency, a flame far too powerful to be extinguished.

Maybe, I sometimes think, we needed this eclipse, in the way people sometimes need to hit rock bottom before there's nowhere to go but up. Had 45 and his band of deplorables (and, I refer here not to the desperate folks who were duped by false promises but to the ones who knew better all along but chose, inexplicably, to dance with the devil), been beaten down, many of us would still be in the dark. We would have had no idea what still lurked in the shadows, the thriving underground world of hate and ignorance that has suddenly been invited to remove its hoods. We would still be hearing about Hillary's emails, the root cause of all that is evil.

Maybe, just maybe, the ghostly sliver of light that we dare not view with the naked eye will grow bigger and less lethal, now that the eyes of so many holdouts have been peeled open. We have been forced to reflect, and we may just be ready for some daylight.

Modern Dance

The wedding season continues.

My friend, the grooms mother, half joked about her relief that nuclear war had been stalled for another day. I spent much of the day in the noble pursuit of bash worthy hair and makeup and pondering such earth shattering decisions as Spanx or no Spanx (I chose breathing over beauty) and whether anyone would notice that the shoes under my glittering gown were tacky and cheap. On that item, I chose discomfort, if only to not embarrass my mother, who wasn't even invited.

I barely paid attention to the news, had not really digested the enormity of what had happened in Charlottesville that morning. A twenty-first century version of Kristallnacht, right here where it could never happen,  went virtually unnoticed. I was vaguely aware of some unrest, vaguely aware that 45 was still spouting ridiculous apocalyptic rants like an old fashioned schoolyard bully. My dad can beat up your dad. My nukes are bigger than yours. Vaguely aware that though the net continues to gather momentum, we are still only in the early dawn hours of the twilight zone presidency, with no relief in sight.

As always, I hated my hair. The hair lady did exactly what I had asked her to do, but, as always, I was surprised to see my face still looked the same. I still await the curling iron that can smooth out wrinkles. I comforted myself with the prospect of makeup. Ah, again, surprise -- me, staring back at myself from the mirror. I put all my eggs in the basket of my dress. My Spanx-less dress, revolutionary and daring, a middle aged woman's version of bra burning. The day was turning to shit.

All while Charlottesville was burning. The kinds of things that just cannot happen here are happening here, and we find ourselves surprised, shocked really. (It brings to mind my Uber driver in New Orleans right after the election, mocking me for not knowing how close to the surface racism and hatred has always remained.) And, on the anniversary of Hiroshima, across a small sea on one side and a large sea on the other from a country that has devoted three quarters of a century to protecting the world from what science has enabled us to do, just because we can, two buffoons are having an atomic penis war, a frat boy contest to see who can best write his name in the snow.

My Uber driver, that day in New Orleans, told me he gets up every morning and he feels lucky to be alive. To have his children and his grandchildren and to see the sun and to chat with all sorts of people from all sorts of places as he transports them from here to there. And he reminded me that unless you take action, complaining is pointless. I think about my wise Uber driver every time I shake my head and roll my eyes in despair and wonder what action there is I can take.

In the meantime, it's wedding season, and we party like it's, well, some other time, and we revel in each others joys and we look forward to all the upcoming celebrations. And we complain about our hair and our makeup and our bodies even though there's not much we can do to change any of it. While the world teeters on the brink and Charlottesville burns. And we feel lucky, each day, for the reprieve, so we can continue to enjoy the good stuff.

Jogging Memories

I drove by the house I grew up in the other day.  Not the apartment building of my childhood, not any of the apartments or condos or town homes I landed in, briefly, along the way. The house I grew up in, from the time I was about thirty-four.

It wasn't even finished yet, the suburban house in the kind of neighborhood I used to drool over as a city kid, the kind of neighborhood I later began to dread as I embraced the kind and gentle (relatively speaking, for a New Yorker) urban life on the north side of Chicago. We were lured by the promise of fenced in back yards and cavernous two story family rooms and decent public schools.

My first morning there, I went for a run. The darkness and the quiet frightened me, almost as much as the young black boy had, down in the city months earlier, when he had reached inside his jacket for an imaginary gun while I sat in my car, boxed in at a traffic light, my two children sleeping ducks in their car seats. At least I could see him. Here, I could barely see the reflective stripes on my running shoes. I wondered what unknown evils lurked within the opaque suburban dawn.

As it turns out, though it wasn't all what one would dream it would be behind a white picket fence, it wasn't all bad. All sorts of memories flooded my brain as I drove by the old house -- the firsts, the joys, the challenges. Our swing set had been felled years earlier by a micro burst, but the loss seemed startlingly fresh when I noticed the new people had installed their own swing set, on the wrong side of the yard. Where the old cobwebbed trampoline was supposed to be. I wondered what other changes they had made, what else they had done to dismantle the life that had once belonged to us there. There, where I raised three children and grew up alongside them, or at least tried to. A jumble of years, memories of rude and not so rude awakenings in the quiet early morning hum of suburbia. By the time I left that house, I felt as unfinished as the kitchen had looked the day we moved in.

I went to a party in the old neighborhood last night, blocks away from that house where my kids -- and I -- grew up, a stone's throw away from my oldest daughter's best friend's house. There were a few familiar faces, but I felt like a stranger, not unlike the way I felt on that first morning run so many years ago. At the party in the old neighborhood, everybody still seemed forty-something, the way I used to be. They seemed so young and content, relieved by the relatively new found freedom of raising older children, but not yet struggling with the puzzling irrelevance that overtakes you when they actually leave. When the band packed up and the eerie darkness and quiet settled over the large yard, I wondered what unknown evils lurked beyond the orange flicker of the fire pit. I felt unfinished, still, and uncertain.

I am back in my townhouse, one suburb over but seemingly a world away, the house I am growing up in these days. The rumble of the train only a half block away is my security blanket, the steady stream of headlights reassures me. I will go for a run in the morning, a slower, more plodding run than that run so many years ago. It will hurt more, but I might not feel quite as lost. Still not quite sure, though, how I got here, or what lies ahead.